My mom says she sooooo busie at workz. Whatevs
I busie too.
Me n Pito likes to napz and eatz at same time.
It's vury effeechent to get fatz
Itz my dai job.
I got new tastees in my fuuds. It's called Remizzin (aka Remission) and I likes.
En also Mom is crazee, she give me fuuds for birdies too mixed in my grainey yum yums
She said to helps my feets.
I luv to eatz
Ima Greek poney
Here is me n Pito and we waitz for our dinner..but also we is gudlookin
Wasss that? Oh a burd. I eat his fuuds now
My Maysun dog has been visitin me and he smellz gud.
Here he suns wif his puddgiee brothr
They must want a dirt hol likez I haves to roll in
I took my Mom ona ridez.
She didnt want to use my sadduls so just used my squishy purple back pillow and I was carefulls to be a gud ponee
I trainz her to let me eatz long graszzezzzzmmmmmm
I follow my Maysun Dawg becuz he is brave
Anudder dai she visitz me so I say "Oh halo..I can take n lunch"
Sniff sniff "Oh ya, you is mine"
She was waring her no ponee smelly clothes so that meanz we just take a walkz down the streetz
She liked this tik a lee no gud eatingz plant
So I eatz around em and she makes clikies at me and says I so beeutifulz
I got my grazz grinders scratched by dis guy.
He is not so bad, he letz me smells stuff before he puts ona my head
He doesn't make me feel whoooozie becuz my Mom said I'm too senzitive for drugz
My Maysun saiz he gave our Daddie a paper for a specual day
He saiz he put my namez on it too.
My name iz "latsaruz" but my Mom also callz me "Lazzz, or Lazaroo" or "Boo boo boi" which is funee to me.